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Dear Yoda -- thank you for stopping by! You've seen my general likes/DNWs in my signup already, but here they are again, for the sake of having everything in one place:

Likes: bantering and bickering; moments of humor even in dark situations; pining; mutual pining; hurt/comfort; action, adventure, rescue missions; casual relationships; relationships that were supposed to be casual but didn't stay that way; "undercover as a couple" tropes; "actually a couple, undercover as something else" tropes.

Sex & Kink Likes, if you go in that direction: light bondage; lots of talking during sex, both sweet and dirty; laughing during sex; roleplay; roleplay that goes off the rails a little; inappropriate use of Force powers; "foreplay" activities as the main event; overstimulation. If you're writing about teen characters, I'd rather not have anything explicit on-page (as noted in my DNWs), but I'm fine with offscreen or fade-to-black sex.

DNWs: rape/non-con unless specified; incest; explicit scenes with underage characters; detailed description of bodily fluids; setting change or mundane AUs (coffeeshop, high school, etc.); omegaverse; infidelity (consensual non-monogamy is fine); pregnancy, miscarriage, or infertility; unrelentingly dark and grim stories (I like a glimmering of hope); Wedge's new-canon background.

Canon preferences: I'm sure you can tell from my request list that I love and miss the old EU/Legends content -- for any character that has both Legends and canon versions, I'm probably thinking of the Legends version. (Although I also really liked TLJ and new-canon Luke; I know prickly withdrawn hermit Luke was not everybody's jam, but he is mine.) I also love gluing the loose ends of Legends continuity into the loose ends of sequel trilogy continuity, and some of my prompts are mix-and-matchy -- please do feel free to mix and match! (Wedge's backstory is the one place where I do have a strong preference; Legends Wedge only, please.)

My main requests are for fic, but if you've ended up here because you're considering a treat, please know I'd be delighted to receive an art treat!

Now: prompts and details!

Prompts by ship )
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Hi -- thanks for stopping by! You've seen my general likes/DNWs in my signup already, but here they are again, for the sake of having everything in one place:

Likes: bantering and bickering; moments of humor even in dark situations; pining; mutual pining; hurt/comfort; action, adventure, rescue missions; tense separations and emotional reunions; casual relationships; relationships that were supposed to be casual but didn't stay that way; "undercover as a couple" tropes; "actually a couple, undercover as something else" tropes.

Sex & Kink Likes, if you go in that direction: light bondage; lots of talking during sex, both sweet and dirty; laughing during sex; roleplay; roleplay that goes off the rails a little; inappropriate use of Force powers; "foreplay" activities as the main event; overstimulation. If you're writing about teen characters (since some relationships I'm requesting would lend themselves to that), I'd rather not have anything explicit on-page, but I'm fine with offscreen or fade-to-black sex.

DNWs: rape/non-con except as specified (see the Questionable Consent Division, below, for detail); incest; explicit scenes with underage characters; detailed description of bodily fluids; non-Star-Wars-setting AUs; A/B/O; infidelity (consensual non-monogamy is fine); pregnancy, miscarriage, or infertility; unrelentingly dark and grim stories (I like a glimmering of hope); Wedge's new-canon background.

Canon tastes and preferences: I'm sure you can tell from my requests that I love and miss the old EU/Legends content. I also love mixing and matching timelines, and gluing the loose ends of Legends continuity into the loose ends of new-canon continuity. I've requested multiple "versions" of some ships, and even where I haven't (usually because there was only the one version in the tagset), some of my prompts are mix-and-matchy -- of course, feel free to ignore those or focus on whichever version of the pairing we actually matched on, but if the mix-and-match approach does appeal to you, please also feel free to mess around! Write a canon pairing in a more Legends-influenced setting or bring a Legends pairing into the new-canon timeline, write a pairing in a different era than they're listed under in the tagset, whatever. (The one thing I do feel strongly about is Wedge's backstory -- I like Legends Wedge, and I have stuck to requesting Legends versions for any pairing with Wedge in it. Even if you write in the new-canon timeline, please give Wedge his Legends background.)

My main requests are for fic, but if you've ended up here because you're considering treats, please know I'd be delighted to receive an art treat!

On to the ship-specific prompts and details! I'm afraid these are not very neatly organized -- I got a little overwhelmed trying to keep straight the different canon subcategories AND the timeline categories AND my own weirdo organizational system -- but hopefully clear enough to find what you're looking for.

Mara Ships )
Wedge Ships )
Other (Mostly) OT and Legends Ships )
Ships with Original Characters )
Questionable Consent Division )
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Hi -- thanks for stopping by! You've seen my general likes/DNWs in my signup already, but here they are again, for the sake of having everything in one place:

Likes: bantering and bickering; moments of humor even in dark situations; pining; hurt/comfort; rescue missions; casual relationships; "undercover as a couple" tropes; "actually a couple, undercover as something else" tropes.

Sex & Kink Likes, if you go in that direction: light bondage; lots of talking during sex, both sweet and dirty; laughing during sex; inappropriate use of Force powers; "foreplay" activities as the main event; overstimulation. If you're writing about teen characters (since some relationships I'm requesting would lend themselves to that), I'd rather not have anything explicit on-page, but I'm fine with offscreen or fade-to-black sex.

DNWs: rape/non-con unless specified; incest; explicit scenes with underage characters; detailed description of bodily fluids; non-Star-Wars-setting AUs; A/B/O; infidelity; pregnancy, miscarriage, or infertility; unrelentingly dark and grim stories (I like a glimmering of hope).

Canon tastes and preferences: I'm sure you can tell from my requests that I love and miss the old EU/Legends content. I also love mixing and matching timelines, and gluing the loose ends of Legends continuity into the loose ends of new-canon continuity. I've requested multiple "versions" of some ships, and even where I haven't (usually because there was only the one version in the tagset), some of my prompts are mix-and-matchy -- of course, feel free to ignore those or focus on whichever version of the pairing you like the best, but if the mix-and-match approach does appeal to you, please also feel free to mess around! Write a canon pairing in a more Legends-influenced setting or bring a Legends pairing into the new-canon timeline, write a pairing in a different era than they're listed under in the tagset, whatever. (The one thing I do feel strongly about is Wedge's backstory -- I like Legends Wedge, and I have stuck to requesting Legends versions for any pairing with Wedge in it. Even if you write in the new-canon timeline, please give Wedge his Legends background.)

My main requests are for fic, but if you've ended up here because you're considering treats, please know I'd be delighted to receive an art treat!


On to the ship-specific prompts and details! I usually try to group these by theme or timeline, but I kind of gave up this year -- the organizing principle here is Ships With Mara In 'Em -> Ships With Wedge In 'Em -> Everything Else.

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Thank you for stopping by! Here are my general likes/DNWs again, for the sake of having everything in one place:

General likes: bantering and bickering; moments of humor even in dark situations; pining; hurt/comfort; rescue missions; casual relationships; in wrestling fandoms, kayfabe-compliant fic

Sex likes: light bondage; lots of talking during sex, both sweet and dirty; laughing during sex; "foreplay" activities as the main event.

DNWs: rape/non-con; incest; explicit scenes with underage characters; detailed description of bodily fluids; mundane AUs (coffeeshop, high school, etc.); A/B/O; infidelity; pregnancy, miscarriage, or infertility; unrelentingly dark and grim stories (I like a glimmering of hope).

Almost all of these are Star Wars requests, so also a quick note on my Star Wars canon preferences: look, I love Legends. Even my "Original Trilogy" requests are Legends-adjacent. I also love mixing and matching timelines, and gluing the loose ends of Legends continuity into the loose ends of new-canon continuity. Some of my prompts are mix-and-matchy as a result -- of course, feel free to ignore those, but if the mix-and-match approach does appeal to you, please also feel free to mess around, write a canon pairing in a more Legends-influenced setting or bring a Legends pairing into the new-canon timeline, write a pairing in a different era than I listed them under, whatever. (The one thing I do have a strong preference about is Wedge's backstory -- I like Legends Wedge. If you're not really a Legends person, just go easy on details from his new-canon backstory and I'll be happy.)

And below the cut, some fandom-, pairing- and trope-specific prompts and details!
 

Read more... )
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This letter is finished! Thank you for your patience, if you stopped by and saw it in its unfinished state :)

Dear Yoda -- thanks for stopping by! You've seen my general likes/DNWs in my signup already, but here they are again, for the sake of having everything in one place:

Likes: bantering and bickering; moments of humor even in dark situations; pining; hurt/comfort; rescue missions; casual relationships; "undercover as a couple" tropes; "actually a couple, undercover as something else" tropes.

Sexy Likes, if you go in that direction: light bondage; lots of talking during sex, both sweet and dirty; laughing during sex; inappropriate use of Force powers; "foreplay" activities as the main event. If you're writing about teen characters, I'd rather not have anything explicit on-page (as noted in my DNWs), but I'm fine with offscreen or fade-to-black sex.

DNWs: rape/non-con unless specified; incest; explicit scenes with underage characters; detailed description of bodily fluids; mundane AUs (coffeeshop, high school, etc.); A/B/O; infidelity; pregnancy, miscarriage, or infertility; unrelentingly dark and grim stories (I like a glimmering of hope).

Canon preferences: I'm sure you can tell from my request list that I love and miss the old EU/Legends content. For any request that features Legends characters, I'd be very happy with a purely Legends-based fic, but I also love gluing the loose ends of Legends continuity into the loose ends of sequel trilogy continuity; please feel free to mix and match! (One area where I do have a strong preference: if you're writing Wedge for me, I like Legends Wedge best. If you're not really a Legends person, just go easy on details from his new-canon backstory and I'll be happy.)

My main requests are for fic, but if you've ended up here because you're considering a treat, please know I'd be delighted to receive an art treat!

On to the relationship-specific prompts and details! These are grouped by "category" in the same way they were grouped in my signup, so hopefully easy to sort if you're looking for a specific pairing...

Family Stuff )
Mentors, Good/Bad/Hard to Say )
Wraith Squadron )
Threesomes, Various )
Just Wanna See Where You're Going With This )
Miscellaneous )
Son of Miscellaneous )
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Hi -- thanks for stopping by! You've seen my general likes/DNWs in my signup already, but here they are again, for the sake of having everything in one place:

Likes: bantering and bickering; moments of humor even in dark situations; pining; misunderstandings that turn out all right in the end; hurt/comfort; rescue missions; casual relationships; "undercover as a couple" tropes; "actually a couple, undercover as something else" tropes.

Sex & Kink Likes, if you go in that direction: light bondage; lots of talking during sex, both sweet and dirty; laughing during sex; inappropriate use of Force powers; "foreplay" activities as the main event; overstimulation. If you're writing about teen characters (since some relationships I'm requesting would lend themselves to that), I'd rather not have anything explicit on-page, but I'm fine with offscreen or fade-to-black sex.

DNWs: rape/non-con unless specified; incest; explicit scenes with underage characters; detailed description of bodily fluids; drastically different AUs (what-ifs and canon-divergent fics are fine, this is about coffeeshop AUs, A/B/O, etc.); infidelity; pregnancy, miscarriage, or infertility; unrelentingly dark and grim stories (I like a glimmering of hope).

Star Wars canon preferences: I'm sure you can tell from my request list that I love and miss the old EU/Legends content. For any request that features Legends characters, I'd be very happy with a purely Legends-based fic, but I also love gluing the loose ends of Legends continuity into the loose ends of sequel trilogy continuity; please feel free to mix and match Legends and canon material. (One area where I do have a strong preference: if you're writing Wedge for me, I like Legends Wedge best. If you're not really a Legends person, just go easy on details from his new-canon backstory and I'll be happy.)

My main requests are for fic, but if you've ended up here because you're considering treats, please know I'd be delighted to receive an art treat!


On to the ship-specific prompts and details! I usually try to group these by theme, but this year honestly there's no way to group them other than by character, so...

Mara Ships )

Wedge Ships )

Other Ships )
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Hi! Thanks for checking in! You’ve seen my general likes/DNWs in my sign-up already, but let me restate it here so it’s all in one place, and then we’ll get to the ship-specific stuff…

Likes: adventure and action; bantering or bickering; moments of humor even in the darkest situations; misunderstandings that turn out all right in the end; poly relationships; casual relationships; hurt/comfort; rescue missions; "undercover as a couple" trope.

Sexy Likes, if you go in that direction: light bondage; lots of talking during sex, both sweet and dirty; realistic funny or awkward moments; inappropriate use of Force powers. If you’re writing about teen characters (since some relationships I’ve requested would lend themselves to that), I’d rather not have anything explicit on-page, as noted in my DNWs, but I’m fine with offscreen or fade-to-black implied sex.

DNWs: rape/non-con unless specified; incest; explicit scenes with underage characters; detailed description of bodily fluids; drastically different AUs (what-ifs and canon-divergent fics are fine, this is about coffeeshop AUs, A/B/O, etc.); infidelity; pregnancy, miscarriage, or infertility; unrelentingly dark and grim stories (I like a glimmering of hope).

Star Wars canon preferences: I’m sure you can tell from my request list that I love and miss the old EU/Legends content. For any request that features Legends characters, I’d be very happy with a purely Legends-based fic, but I also love gluing the loose ends of Legends continuity into the loose ends of sequel trilogy continuity; please feel free to mix and match Legends and canon material. (One area where I do have a strong preference: if you're writing Wedge for me, I like Legends Wedge best.)


On to the relationship-specific prompts!

X-Wing Division )

Other Original Trilogy Ships )

Other Legends Ships )

Uncomfortable Power Dynamics Division )
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Upstream
"Hey," Ton says, and then a little louder, "Hey. What is this, the scenic route? You're going the wrong way."

"I'm going back towards your fighter," Face calls back over his shoulder. "We've got options there. And the good news is, they shouldn't be looking for us where they've already searched."

"This is a stupid plan."

"Come up here and stop me, then," Face says, unperturbed, and keeps walking.

Written for Multifandom Tropefest 2018. This is a new exchange, I think, and I really like the concept of it -- matching on both a relationship and a trope -- though I can't imagine what a pain matching is.

Walking downstream didn't work out that great for Face and Ton in canon; let's see what happens if we try going the other way...


That One-Time Thing
It's a one-time thing.

Of course, it's a one-time thing that's happened three times now.

That's beside the point, Wedge tells himself firmly, and shuts the conference door behind them.

For the Star Wars Rare Pairs Exchange 2018. This was the second exchange in a row where I got matched to the same person, and this time she had some excellent thoughts about Wedge, Leia, and Wedge and Leia. I've always liked their friendship in the EU novels, and I really enjoyed writing them together.


A Binding Braid
"The gwelaith -- an ancient law of Gondor. What is it in the common tongue?"

"Binding with rope?" Estel translates doubtfully -- his best guess, though it doesn't make much sense.

"Joining as two ropes, like a braid," Elrond corrects. "Joining in a way that strengthens. That was its purpose -- to tie the house of the king to the house of his steward, and strengthen both offices by the connection."

***

It is an ancient law, that the king of Gondor must marry a member of the steward's house. If Aragorn is lucky, maybe it will turn out to be so ancient that everyone's forgotten about it...

Written for Chocolate Box 2019 -- a surprise pairing that I got really into! I had a great time revisiting an old fandom I don't spend much time in anymore, and taking a potentially-silly trope seriously as a way to bring Aragorn and Boromir's political connection and personal relationship together and force them to deal with both at once.


wings, wheels, fire
Catrina's doing some kind of creepy magical bullshit with the stone again, holding it up in her free hand as she leans in to lick up the side of Angelico's face, sparks crackling on its surface, and the lights flicker again--

There's a sound like a thunderclap, and a flash of light -- more than a flash; it's blinding, overwhelming...

An extra treat for Chocolate Box, that I finished exactly as work reveals were going live. I was so excited to see someone else offering or requesting Lucha Underground for once, and specifically prompting the best trope in the world, Actual Literal Angel Angelico -- this is tagged "turn the supernatural nonsense up to eleven," which is a fair summary of my approach to Lucha Underground in general, really.
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It's 2019! New year, new goals!

Do some kind of exercise every day -- 90% target success rate
  • This is a recurring goal for the last 3 years! I think my highest success rate is like 85%. Onward and upward!
  • I don't ask very much of myself in this respect -- a gym workout counts, but so does a 10-minute walk, doing some stretching and PT exercises, anything really.
  • Walking I would be doing anyway (around the grocery store, etc.) does not count, unless it's an unusual Extra Walking situation like going to the Renaissance Festival.
Weight goals: deadlift 300 lbs, bench 155 lbs, squat 220 lbs
  • I hesitate even to list these, because I am also working toward Outside My Control Goal: Produce Baby, which has reached the "let's solve this problem by applying science" stage and might suddenly blow up any other bod-related goals at any moment.
  • Counterpoint: Operation Produce Baby is fixing to enter its third year and I am fed up of putting other bod-related stuff on hold for it.
  • WHATEVER WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
  • SECONDARY GOAL: LEARN TO COPE WITH UNCERTAINTY AND LACK OF INTERNAL LOCUS OF CONTROL
  • Anyway, these are kind of ambitious but probably achievable goals -- I'll have to get past a stuck point on deadlift (working on some form improvements), and I'll be moving slowly and gently on squat as I'm still coming back from a knee injury
Write 25,000 words of finished material
  • In 2018 I wrote 19,155 words of finished, posted fic, between three exchanges and two rounds of tinyfic prompts
  • Last year's goal was just "do writing," which I did okay but not great at; since the goal was something like 100 words per day, it also produced a whole bunch of really short semi-usable scraps of like 15 different fic ideas, which doesn't feel really valuable to me.
  • This year's goal is more focused toward finishing stuff -- it doesn't have to be posted, published, submitted to anything, etc., but it has to be Done to my own satisfaction -- which will hopefully keep me focused on adding to what I wrote yesterday instead of starting from some new random point every day.
Send every work email on the day I first plan to
  • I am a BAD EMAIL PROCRASTINATOR
  • This mostly means "on the day I first think of it," except that occasionally there's an actual reason to delay; in that case I am allowed to calendar the email for a later date, but then I gotta send it ON THAT DATE
Cook dinner at least once a week
  • I am extremely fortunate to have a stay-at-home spouse who does the vast majority of cooking and cleaning, which is great, but if Operation Produce Baby succeeds anytime soon, he will be a stay-at-home parent and I will need to start pulling my weight
  • I'm honestly not sure how best to keep track of this. Weekly? Monthly? Just total count of meals cooked, averaged over number of weeks so far?
Track the books I read
  • There's no compelling reason to do this! I just wanna.
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Guess who went to

A group photo from wrestling fantasy camp

WRESTLING FANTASY CAMP

This obviously was pretty thrilling in itself, and I got to do many cool things like
  • get in the ring and run the ropes
  • put an actual professional wrestler I've seen on TV in a headlock
  • take a selfie with Booker T

But because this was in the gym and arena of Reality of Wrestling, maybe the most exciting thing was seeing the gym and locker room and backstage areas that I see on the show. If you follow my tumblr, you may be familiar with the SINGLE BEST PROP ever to appear on Reality of Wrestling, this absolutely incredible Family Rules plaque from, like, Home Goods that hangs in -- of course -- the headquarters of the main heel stable...

La Familia, with the Family Rules plaque in the background

... and GUESS WHAT'S ON THE WALL IN THE REALITY OF WRESTLING GYM

Me posing with the Family Rules plaque!
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I’ve spent most of the weekend reading through the May the Fourth Be With You 2018 collection, and I want to share some of my favorite fics I found!

First, a special mention for my two gifts:


Mem, Aurek, Resh, Aurek
When the Emperor had taken Mara from her family, he had promised to teach her about the Force. But he was a very busy man, so Mara spent most of the time stuck in a boring room playing with blocks.

A scene from Mara Jade’s childhood, as she tests her fledgling connection to the Force and waits for the Emperor to find her useful. (Unsurprisingly, this fic is kind of grim! I really enjoyed it, but use caution; maybe one to avoid if you’re very sensitive to child neglect, in particular.)

Love is Touching Souls
“You can feel Luke?”

“He’s here. On the other end of our bond.”

Eight years after Luke Skywalker goes missing, he comes back. In a way.

A Wedge/Luke/Mara fic that melds the Legends and sequel trilogy continuities beautifully, and something of a fix-it for TLJ. I loved this fic SO MUCH, and it’s so exactly what I wanted that I think the writer read my mind somehow.


And then, the rest of my faves from the collection, sorted more or less by chronological order:

In Another Life
At eighteen, Syal Antilles leaves her home -– a refuelling station above Gus Treta -– to train as an Imperial Pilot.

Thirteen years later, she flies in the skies above Yavin.

An unexpected roleswap AU – this time it’s Wedge Antilles and his sister Syal who have changed places, and this fic follows Syal through her service to the Rebellion and her slow-burning, complicated romance with Leia. Full of treats for Legends nerds, but (I think) equally enjoyable if you aren’t already a Rogue Squadron expert. I liked it enormously.

Lessons in Diplomacy
Leia, Han, and Luke have all been assigned to participate in a tour of diplomatic missions for the new Republic. There’s only one problem – Han and Luke are most definitely NOT politicians, and one free morning isn’t nearly enough for Leia to teach them everything they need to know.

This is a SUPER charming fic that really has the feel of some of my favorite classic Legends stuff. Do you like the chapters in the Thrawn trilogy where Leia, Han, and Luke are making a bunch of diplomatic visits that inevitably go wrong? You’ll like this fic.

Minor Counterintelligence Operations
Ben Solo knows three things: he loves his parents, they are weird, and they have a lot of secrets. He intends to find them out.

Sweet and funny and a little sad, and does a great job of subtly planting the seeds of Ben’s future.

out of the dust
He drops by Jakku for a steal on old engine parts and leaves with a half-starved, more than half-feral child.

This is FANTASTIC, featuring absolutely perfect interplay between Han, a young teenage Ben, and Chewie as they try to wrangle the furious, Force-powerful orphan they’ve picked up and make some sense out of how she came to be alone on Jakku. It’s an absolutely gorgeous fic. If you take none of my other recs, please, please read this one.

Signal to Noise
Rose always figured she’d go out like Paige—blown into atoms on a ship under fire—not at the hands of a crazed Dark Side user. But as it turns out, Kylo Ren might not be trying to kill her.

An EXTREMELY good Rose – practical, funny, clever, compassionate – forced to deal with an extremely creepy, moderately unhinged Kylo Ren.

Situation: CAPTIVE
Solution: SEDUCE

BB-9E is in a difficult situation, and is pretty sure it’s found a way out of it. A just plain hilarious fic told entirely through BB-9E’s analysis and decision-making systems.
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Things That Have Happened Lately:

1. Today I got my ears pierced! I did this once before, and a year later they still hadn't healed right and eventually, when I took out my earrings for all of twelve hours, they closed up. Hopefully this time they will not do that. One side is pierced straight through the old hole, so it doesn't show, but the old hole on the other side is very visible and looks a little goofy. Oh well. Also, apparently both of my earlobes are drama queens in their own special ways: one side bled like a stuck pig, and the other one was much thicker-skinned than expected and really put up a fight vs. the needle. Also, they hurt. So far the only advantage I see to getting them done at Claire's, like I did before, rather than by a Serious Piercing Dude, like I did this time, is that the girl at Claire's gave me a lollipop to take my mind off my hurty ears. (Which totally worked, because I am 5.) (For the record, I was actually 18 at the time.) The Serious Piercing Dude was much too serious for lollipops.

2. Last night I woke up at 2 a.m. and was unable to get back to sleep because an epic roleplaying plot, for a character I played three years ago and have not touched since, had inserted itself fully formed into my mind. I couldn't ever possibly have actually enacted it -- it's way too melodramatic, I'd be embarrassed, not to mention that it would require the dedicated cooperation of like ten other players -- but I have been enjoying turning it over in my mind. I really miss playing that character.

3. The night before that, I had a dream that a tiny cute hedgehog walked into my house through an open door and acted friendly. My mom and I had an argument about whether it was a pet or vermin; I pointed out that it was cute, friendly, and had used the cat's litterbox without prompting, so was obviously a pet. Then I took it on a walk (of course), we ran into Seth Rogen (of course), and it ran up his pants leg and bit him on the junk, which I thought was hilarious. Apparently my subconscious feels very hostile toward Seth Rogen.

In other news: okay, I was being humorous a week or two ago about how registering for classes is such a chore/puzzle that it ought to unlock a special ability, but now I'm just getting pissed. The saga so far, below the cut:

A Saga )

If I don't get 50,000 bonus experience points and a free puppy at the end of all this, I will be so ticked.
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Well, I was going to write a post about how Amazon has been CAUSING TROUBLE and TICKING ME (and the rest of the internet) OFF, what with this whole "removing adult content" business -- which in effect removed a bunch of GLBT-themed fiction, autobiographies, picture books (we all know about the graphic gay sex in "Heather Has Two Mommies"), textbooks, and a ridiculous number of other things that had anything to do with sex or sexuality in an even vaguely non-completely-vanilla way, and left all the porn and dildos (you can buy dildos on Amazon!) still sitting there in plain sight -- but then I got a response to the cranky letter I wrote them yesterday, which opened, "This is an embarrassing and ham-fisted cataloging error for a company that prides itself on offering complete selection."

So, at least they're admitting it was embarrassing and stupid. I'm still not entirely convinced it was all a matter of error/sloppiness/whatever, although I'm willing to believe that was the better part of it -- more things can be attributed to ineptitude than to malice, really. But at least they seem to have grasped that it was dumb, and are apparently trying to fix it.
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Well, I have figured out my schedules for summer and fall. And I'm inordinately pleased with myself about it!

I would have had to do this by next week anyway, but I was spurred on by something totally unexpected: an email from the director of the creative writing department, saying I'd been nominated for a special summer poetry course. Which included a weeklong workshop conference, which I'd wanted to go to but had actually emailed the directors of to point out that a huge percentage of UH students take summer courses, and the vast majority of those courses are in the first six-week term, and so if they wanted to attract serious students from the UH community at all they might do better not holding their conference over the last week of that most-popular summer term. And now I have been specially invited to it! And I have no idea why! (I mean, obviously, it's because I'm awesome. But in terms of a specific accomplishment that could have gotten me the nomination, I am mystified.)

So, if I did that, I couldn't take another class during the first six-week term (I had planned to take 2), because I'd be at the conference for the last week. So I got to add that restriction to the whole puzzle-solving dimension of picking my classes -- I'm very close to finishing my degree, but the last few classes I need are all for fairly specific requirements, and so finding an arrangement of classes that meet those requirements, don't call for prereqs I don't have, and don't require me to be in two places at the same time does start to seem like, by solving this puzzle, I should unlock a new special ability of some kind. (Technically I will: it's called Graduation.)

Anyway, what I ended up with was this:
Summer 6-Week One: fancy poetry class; Institutional and Organizational Psychology (online, so I can take it in spite of the last-week conflict)

Summer 6-Week Two: Elements of Algebra and Number Theory (lower-level survey-type class)

Fall: Medieval Literature; Grammar and Usage; Number Theory

Which is: two remaining English electives; a "Writing in the Disciplines" course, which seems to mean "a social sciences course where you have to write a paragraph or two at some point"; an English course that fulfills the British lit requirement, thus allowing me to shift Irish lit from "British lit" to "minority lit"; a 4000-level math class to complete my math minor; and an extra math class to bring me up to 23 hours of math, in case I decide to do the No Child Left Behind emergency teacher-certification plan. And, miraculously, it's almost all classes that I'm excited about taking -- the fancy poetry class! Medieval Lit taught by the same awesome professor who's teaching my Chaucer class this semester! (At Rice, the resident medievalist was, hmm. Let us say, widely renowned for not being a professor you want. The one at UH is awesome. Now that I've transferred I can take ALL THE COOL CLASSES AHAHAHA.) Grammar & Usage! Number Theory! You see why I am so damn pleased with myself!

I don't know if I mentioned it, but I'm taking Abstract Algebra this semester. Which means, basically, every homework problem I do involves writing proofs. I was worried about this at first. I always thought I sucked at, and therefore hated, proofs; the only time I've done them before was in the 8th grade, in geometry, and it was miserable. Turns out I love proofs; I just sucked at geometry. I am also inordinately pleased with myself about this!

Also, about my American lit midterm! I got a solid B overall, and for the two essays I got an A-, with the comment "Good essay," and a B-, with the comment "Not as good as Essay #1." (I feel this is not a 100% helpful comment, but oh well.)

So, this post is way too long and kind of pointless. But hey, that's what Livejournal's for! Right?

Not Dead

Feb. 23rd, 2009 11:39 pm
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I did, in fact, recover from the plague. (I'm pretty sure it was the flu, with a brief segue into bronchitis that was curbed by going to the doctor and whining until she gave me medicine.) Now I'm just busy with school and so forth.

This week I had to write a post in the voice of a Canterbury Tales character for my English class's message board. I signed up for the Miller, mostly because I was too late to be the Wife of Bath, and it turns out I think it was a good choice. (The Wife of Bath is very complex, but also tells dick jokes; the Miller just tells dick jokes. Much easier.)

I feel like I've had a lot of fun the last several weeks, but for some reason the only thing I really remember doing is going to see Coraline with Dana. Which was certainly fun! But not really enough fun to explain my overall feeling of recent funness. (We also went shopping, which was still fun, but not quite as much, because I am the antiBarbie. Shopping is hard, let's go do math.)

Two of my gallbladder scars (did I ever describe them? there are two bigger ones ((about an inch)) in the middle of my belly, and two little ones ((less than a half inch)) off to the right-hand side, and the two in question are the two little ones) have recently taken up a new hobby: ITCHING LIKE CRAZY. I do not entirely approve. I feel like this would have been appropriate behavior earlier in the healing process, but it's been almost five months. Get over it, scars. Oh well, at least I don't have phantom gallbladder pain or anything.

Apparently I'm working on a scheme to involve at least one parenthetical comment in each paragraph. I hadn't realized. (Whoops, almost skipped this one.) Oh wow, I'm tired. TO BED.
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Y'all, I have the plague.

Last night a couple people in my class, including me, seemed a little sniffly and run down. This morning more than half my class, including me (and the instructor), was coughing and sneezing and in general seemed fairly forlorn. Now I feel like death warmed over (I can't speak for the other victims of Campus Crud at this point, but hopefully at least a few of them are better off than me).

I don't know if I've made this clear before, but as you can now see: when I am sick I am an enormous baby about it.

Now I'm off to go wake up the cat because I begrudge her her happiness.
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So far I've had one class this semester: English 3304, Chaucer, which turns out to be English 3304, Mildly Crazy Lady Teaches Canterbury Tales. I quite like it.

Tomorrow I have Abstract Algebra and How To Write Crappy Poetry! I look forward to both, although mostly to How To Poet, not least because I had a terrible dream last night where I went to the math class on the first day of the semester and somehow everyone else had been there for TWO MONTHS and there was an exam and it was horrible and now I'm afraid it's going to come true somehow. (The "somehow I have accidentally missed a month of class" anxiety plotline is one of my specialties. The other is "THIS CAR HAS NO BRAKES". I like that one better, because I'm less convinced that someday it will actually happen to me.) And then I have American Literature to 1865.

Why do classes always split American history at 1865, anyway? As we continue accumulating post-1865 years, we're going to have to reevaluate this. I mean, already when I took the two American history classes at UH there was a really striking difference in speed and depth of coverage -- we really took our sweet time getting to 1865. We routinely spent full weeks on decades in which, frankly, nothing happened. Then the post-1865 class was like "AND THEN RECONSTRUCTION AND THEN THIS AND THEN THAT AND THEN SOME MORE STUFF AND THEN THE VIETNAM WAR AND OH SHIT WE'RE OUT OF SEMESTER".

IN NON-SCHOOL NEWS: I spent most of my winter break with Zack in Portland, which was pretty great. We went to two hockey games (the Portland Winterhawks, who are ages 16-20, except for one who I'm pretty sure is 13, tops), the zoo, a museum, toured a submarine (the submarine had appeared in an episode of "Hawaii Five-O" and also in a single brief scene in The Hunt for Red October! it was a celebrity submarine!), and went to an aquarium where THEY LET ME FEED SEALS. FOR ONLY A DOLLAR. ACTUAL SEALS. OMG.
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Flickr mosaic meme, seen first at [livejournal.com profile] cleolinda.

1. Answer each of the questions below the cut; search for your answer on Flickr.
2. Pick a photo from the first three pages.
3. Copy the photo URLs here.
4. Post.

Mosaic Meme )
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We have an Unexpected Cat!

Apparently, the roommates' mom was out on the back porch today, with the back door open (she leaves it open all the time; this drives me crazy, but on the plus side we seem to have gotten a cat out of it), when she saw a cat walking by. "Hello, cat," she said.

The cat, not one to pass up such a good opening, immediately changed course, walked up our stairs, said "meow" in passing, headed on into the apartment and started eating the dog's food. Of course.

After a few minutes, the roommates' mom went inside, picked up the cat, and carried it back out and shut the door.

The cat did not leave.

Eventually she let it back inside.

Right now it is sitting on my arm, which is making this sort of hard to type. Not that the cat cares. The cat, like many cats, thinks activities like "writing LJ posts" and "watching TV" and "sleeping" are much lower priority than activities like "petting the cat".

(THIS CAT IS PRETTY GREAT, GUYS. IT LIKES TO SNUGGLE. IT IS A REFRESHING CHANGE FROM GEORGE, WHOSE NUMBER ONE HOBBY IS HISSING.)

(Secondary hobby: peeing on the vet.)

(The vet doesn't like George very much.)