quotes and kitties

[elsajeni]

Let's start with the kitty. So, you know my cat? A fat little nugget of pure evil surrounded by pretty tortoiseshell fur, meaning that she's mostly black. I went home for a little while yesterday to pick some stuff up and my mom said, "By the way, the cat got into some talcum powder earlier."

Understatement. Major understatement. The cat was completely grey, and pissed off about it, too. Maybe she'll learn not to play in talcum powder. However, for the time being, she looks hilarious.

And now quotes! Yay! Neatly divided into categories!

Things That Make Nerds Giggle
PHYSICS PROF: With your normal senses, you cannot perceive the force.

CHINESE PROF: Now I'm going to give you the character sheets.

General Silly Stuff
LATIN PROF: If you want to talk about people coming, which you always do, you have to use this nasty verb.
ME AND LIBBY: *try really, really hard not to look at each other and snicker*

CHINESE PROF: *translating* Do you want to do a lawyer?

PHYSICS PROF: Tug-of-war is determined by friction. If one team is wearing roller-skates, it doesn't matter how big they are. They're doomed.

Squirrel-Related
GIRL SUPPLYING DIALOGUE OF SQUIRREL HUNTING FOR AN ACORN: Where's my crack? Where's my crack? Gotta find it, gotta find it, where is it WHERE IS MY CRACK?!?

English Class
ALEJANDRO: They're not using the phallic imagery as, like, phallicness. They're talking about invasion, and they just happen to be using the penis for that.

BRIAN: Charlotte is, like, an insect Jesus!
NANCY: Except an arachnid! Totally not an insect! Not even close to an insect! Closer to a lobster!
BRIAN: My apologies. Charlotte is my arachnid savior.

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