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So there's some ad running on Yahoo!News (that exclamation point, by the way, makes me want to hurt someone) that has a shiny purple background and the words "All your...", with things like "news" and so forth periodically appearing in the space after the ellipsis. (Hah. Am English major. Know stupid fancy words like "ellipsis" and "litotes.")

... Is it a bad sign that I sat there watching it for several minutes, waiting for "base" to appear?

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Also, Jane Austen caused me to take an impromptu nap this afternoon, which led to me waking up on the couch at around 4:00 and becoming convinced that it was tomorrow morning. Took me ten minutes to notice that all the lights were on in the bedrooms, implying that it was not, in fact, morning (because we tend to leave the lights out in the mornings; stumbling around in the dark is preferable to stumbling around blinded by overbright lights), and then a further ten minutes to figure out what the hell I was doing on the couch. Stupid boring Emma.

I've made a bet with one of the other Elizabeths in my English class that Emma ends up marrying Mr Knightley. He's rich, they don't like each other, and his brother married her sister. It's a sure thing.

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Date: 2004-11-11 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oruhamiko.livejournal.com
It's not just you. I read as far as "All your..." and I immediatly thought "Holy crap, they made an ad out of a poorly translated video game!"

I am less nerdy than you, because although I recongnize the words 'ellipsis' and 'litotes', I have forgotten what they mean.

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Date: 2004-11-11 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elsajeni.livejournal.com
Ellipsis is the little dotty thing. You know, ... that.

... I don't know what litotes is. I know how to pronounce it, though. "Lie-TOTES."

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Date: 2004-11-11 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] masanbol.livejournal.com
AHH I THOUGHT THAT TOO.

We are losers. Move zig.

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Date: 2004-11-11 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slinkyrink.livejournal.com
If you've seen "Clueless," you know pretty much the entire plot of Emma. Minus the gay guy.

Also, I like that book. *Pouts*

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Date: 2004-11-11 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elsajeni.livejournal.com
I have seen Clueless, but years ago. I remember the TV show better than the movie. And the TV show had nothing at all to do with Emma.

Aw. Do you like that book for roughly the same reason I have a soft spot for Elizabeth Bennet of Pride and Prejudice?

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Date: 2004-11-11 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elsajeni.livejournal.com
We get signal!

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Date: 2004-11-11 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slinkyrink.livejournal.com
Good lord, it was a TV show?

When I was little, my best friend was named Jane. We thought this was amazing.

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Date: 2004-11-14 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quincunx.livejournal.com
Lietotes is understatement for effect. It's the opposite of hyperbole. I'm not an English major and I know this, so what does that make me?

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Date: 2004-11-14 06:24 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2004-11-15 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elsajeni.livejournal.com
It was, indeed, a TV show. It had virtually no relation to the movie, though. It just sort of... had some of the same characters in it, mostly played by cheaper actors.

That is, indeed, kind of amazing. Aw, now I wish I had had a friend named Jane. Or a boyfriend named Fitzwilliam, that would work too.