You can't make this shit up.

[elsajeni]

A large group of people, all of whom were at least slightly drunk and dressed as Pilgrims, Indians, and a turkey, just came and banged on my suite's door to wish us a happy Thanksgiving. They seem to be going door-to-door all over Martel. (Yes, of course one of them was waving around a bottle of Wild Turkey. Yes, of course it was very nearly empty.)

Hi there, College Lifestyle. How are you today?