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elsajeniDear Physics Homework,
Please stop asking me questions that require me to figure out the molar mass of nitrogen gas. Seriously. It's bad enough you expect me to know and, apparently, care about the ideal gas law; do we really need to deal with looking up atomic masses and Avogadro's number, which makes me think of avocadoes, which makes me hungry, and doing fiddly little multiplication of numbers times ten to the power of negative about a zillion with numbers times ten to the power of positive about a zillion? And is it fairly obvious that I have no memory whatsoever of how to find the molar mass of a gas? How am I supposed to know how many moles are in 5 grams of nitrogen? Seriously, go away.
Mmm, avocadoes. Makes me wish I weren't sitting here eating a rice cake and trying to remember crap that I learned in chemistry. Stupid rice cakes. Stupid physics homework. Rar. Maybe I'll go get a clementine or something. My mom brought us a shitload of them yesterday. Mmm, clementines. They're all easy to peel and seedless and... mmm, yeah, definitely kinda hungry.
Anyway, my point is, I don't want to do this problem and you can't make me, except that you kind of can, because my grade probably depends on it, even though I'm having some serious trouble believing that my grades are actually meaningful, since I'm not planning to apply to grad school and I'm pretty sure Rice is happy to have me as long as I keep handing over the tuition.
Uh, what was my point again? Right. Physics homework. It can fuck me. Was, I believe, where I was initially going with this entry.
Love,
Me
Please stop asking me questions that require me to figure out the molar mass of nitrogen gas. Seriously. It's bad enough you expect me to know and, apparently, care about the ideal gas law; do we really need to deal with looking up atomic masses and Avogadro's number, which makes me think of avocadoes, which makes me hungry, and doing fiddly little multiplication of numbers times ten to the power of negative about a zillion with numbers times ten to the power of positive about a zillion? And is it fairly obvious that I have no memory whatsoever of how to find the molar mass of a gas? How am I supposed to know how many moles are in 5 grams of nitrogen? Seriously, go away.
Mmm, avocadoes. Makes me wish I weren't sitting here eating a rice cake and trying to remember crap that I learned in chemistry. Stupid rice cakes. Stupid physics homework. Rar. Maybe I'll go get a clementine or something. My mom brought us a shitload of them yesterday. Mmm, clementines. They're all easy to peel and seedless and... mmm, yeah, definitely kinda hungry.
Anyway, my point is, I don't want to do this problem and you can't make me, except that you kind of can, because my grade probably depends on it, even though I'm having some serious trouble believing that my grades are actually meaningful, since I'm not planning to apply to grad school and I'm pretty sure Rice is happy to have me as long as I keep handing over the tuition.
Uh, what was my point again? Right. Physics homework. It can fuck me. Was, I believe, where I was initially going with this entry.
Love,
Me