Attention College Students:
Dec. 9th, 2004 07:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elsajeniYes, you are very, very cool because you have a cell phone. Never mind that so does virtually everyone else (including the drug dealers who stole a girl's phone who I know, and now that she's gotten it replaced she occasionally gets calls from their, ah, clients who haven't bothered to update their address books recently); you are special, and therefore your cell phone must be a very extra-special one that makes you extra-bonus-cool. However, in spite of the fact that you are very, very cool:
YOU ARE TAKING A PHYSICS FINAL.
Let me repeat that.
YOU ARE TAKING A PHYSICS FINAL.
You are not going to talk to anyone on the phone during this exam. I'm pretty sure that would constitute an Honor Code violation. So TURN YOUR EXTRA-BONUS-SPECIAL-COOL CELL PHONE THE FUCK OFF. Because I don't CARE how cute your ringtone is, I don't CARE that it's the "I see a little silhouetto of a man" bit of "Bohemian Rhapsody" or the Russian Dance from The Nutcracker, and I REALLY do not care HOW FUCKING SPECIAL AND COOL YOU ARE. I AM TAKING A PHYSICS FINAL. YOU ARE ALSO TAKING A PHYSICS FINAL. YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING IS DISRUPTING MY FINAL.
TURN YOUR PHONE THE FUCK OFF.
... Uh, that's all.
YOU ARE TAKING A PHYSICS FINAL.
Let me repeat that.
YOU ARE TAKING A PHYSICS FINAL.
You are not going to talk to anyone on the phone during this exam. I'm pretty sure that would constitute an Honor Code violation. So TURN YOUR EXTRA-BONUS-SPECIAL-COOL CELL PHONE THE FUCK OFF. Because I don't CARE how cute your ringtone is, I don't CARE that it's the "I see a little silhouetto of a man" bit of "Bohemian Rhapsody" or the Russian Dance from The Nutcracker, and I REALLY do not care HOW FUCKING SPECIAL AND COOL YOU ARE. I AM TAKING A PHYSICS FINAL. YOU ARE ALSO TAKING A PHYSICS FINAL. YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING IS DISRUPTING MY FINAL.
TURN YOUR PHONE THE FUCK OFF.
... Uh, that's all.
