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[elsajeni]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All Bisexual Liberal Single Pink-Skinned 16 to 22-Year old Females (90 total)
Dating	30.77%	33.07%	26.07%	Dated seriously
Self-Lovin'	72.73%	61.72%	56.8%	Master of your domain
Shamelessness	79.03%	78.22%	72.04%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	80.95%	76.56%	70.95%	Monks are envious
Straightness	27.78%	41.23%	32.14%	Experienced, but with room to grow
Gayness	94.44%	79.65%	55.88%	Repressed, are we?
Dominant	88.33%	87.63%	86.57%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	87.3%	87.96%	83.39%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	87.76%	90.43%	85.7%	Refreshingly normal
Total Score	76.05%	74.69%	67.63%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

In other news, am probably lactose-intolerant. Um, "whee"?