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[elsajeni]

So, having resorted to the classic work-avoidance technique of checking my e-mail over and over, I must ask:

... Why do I keep getting spam offering me, I swear, $100 worth of cookies?

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[nojh.livejournal.com]

Because they decided that offering you penis enlargments was pointless?

[oruhamiko.livejournal.com]

Dude.. I might just actually fall for that. I mean, I can look at most spam and think, "Uhm, Nigerian lotto winners? WTF ever, man."

But dude, cookies? I'd be all, "Mmmm.. warm, delicious cookies.... must give ss number..."

But I am extremely gullable, so make of that what you will.

[doplegager.livejournal.com]

Because everyone could use a cookie now and then >.>

Summer managed to drag me to the Houston area this weekend. We tried to call, but weren't able to get ahold of you. I was going to let you know beforehand.

I hope you're not offended, but I've felt very timid about trying to contact you, especially since I was removed from your friend's list. I've never been sure what prompted it, so I've been twiddling my thumbs.