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Dear Boob Zit,

Go away. Srsly. Yesterday I had a band-aid on you, on account of you kept squirting blood for some reason, and I was sitting around a table playing a game with some friends, and the one immediately opposite me stopped in mid-sentence to ask me, "Not to totally stare at your boobs, but is that a tattoo?"

NO. IT IS NOT A TATTOO. IT IS A BATMAN-THEMED BAND-AID. ON MY BOOB. DIE.

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