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Jul. 26th, 2006 10:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elsajeniGood morning, internets!
Yesterday I did... something exciting. That I was going to post about. But now I can't remember what it was. No, it was the waterpark! And the boating! Okay. It's not that exciting, actually. The hotel has an indoor waterpark, which is the awesomest concept ever, so I played in it for a while and went down a waterslide several times and then got tired and cranky and went back to my room for a nap, because apparently I am three. Then in the afternoon we got the speedboat and a tube to drag behind it, which was fun.
My cousin Andy has entered puberty, which is fairly awful for him and fairly hilarious for everyone else. A typical scene from the dinner table:
A Very Nice, and Rather Cute, Waitress: *comes to take our order*
Andy's Brain: OMG A GIRL EVERYBODY PANIC!
Andy's Hands: OMG A GIRL EVERYBODY PANIC AND FLAIL AROUND!
The Glass of Iced Tea in Andy's Hands: OMG A GIRL EVERYBODY FLAIL IN A PANICKY MANNER!
Andy's Pants: Dammit, now we're covered in iced tea.
The Waitress: *has not noticed Andy at all, because he is six years younger than her and also kind of a flailing doofus*
Yesterday I did... something exciting. That I was going to post about. But now I can't remember what it was. No, it was the waterpark! And the boating! Okay. It's not that exciting, actually. The hotel has an indoor waterpark, which is the awesomest concept ever, so I played in it for a while and went down a waterslide several times and then got tired and cranky and went back to my room for a nap, because apparently I am three. Then in the afternoon we got the speedboat and a tube to drag behind it, which was fun.
My cousin Andy has entered puberty, which is fairly awful for him and fairly hilarious for everyone else. A typical scene from the dinner table:
A Very Nice, and Rather Cute, Waitress: *comes to take our order*
Andy's Brain: OMG A GIRL EVERYBODY PANIC!
Andy's Hands: OMG A GIRL EVERYBODY PANIC AND FLAIL AROUND!
The Glass of Iced Tea in Andy's Hands: OMG A GIRL EVERYBODY FLAIL IN A PANICKY MANNER!
Andy's Pants: Dammit, now we're covered in iced tea.
The Waitress: *has not noticed Andy at all, because he is six years younger than her and also kind of a flailing doofus*