(no subject)

[elsajeni]

MY NINTENDOG IS SO FUCKING SMART. He's a Golden Retriever and his name is Max and he knows ALL THE TRICKS IN THE WORLD. He can lay down, play dead, chase his tail, jump, shake his butt, kind of fetch, and supposedly he can also sit, although he very rarely actually sits when I tell him to. Now I'm trying to teach him to shake paws, but unfortunately I'm having some problems with the microphone; it keeps cutting off my voice so that it comes out "... AW!", which confuses the dog. Also we go on walks a lot and he is very good at peeing. NEXT I WILL GET A PUG OMG THIS IS THE BEST GAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER.