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[elsajeni]

Zack keeps asking me questions about who's going to die in the last Harry Potter book, with the minor complication that he doesn't actually know who any of the characters are.

"Snape?"
"I kind of think so."

"Harry? Harry's going to die."
"Almost certainly not."

"What about Ron?"
"People are worried."

"Hermione?"
"I... actually don't think I've heard anyone express concern about her."

"That rat guy."
"Peter Pettigrew."
"Him."
"Maybe. Maybe we'll get a big scene where he dies to redeem himself."

"... Botany?"
"... Sorry?"
"Botany. Um... Nigel."
"Neville. You know, I haven't heard any worrying about him, either."

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[zukkii.livejournal.com]

HEY NOW PLZ TO BE LOVING THE HERMIONE.

If she gets killed off I refuse to read book 5.

*cough* Yeah I stopped at book 4.

it ends like this...

[kspunkyz.livejournal.com]

harry, ron and hermione are sitting in a diner eating onion rings and listening to journey while ginny is parallel parking outside.

[thromulator.livejournal.com]

I bet Dumbledore dies. Probably Sirius, too. And I'm only halfway joking.

[altakaka.livejournal.com]

Hi, you probably don't remember, but I think you and I were in the same Latin class at least in the fall semester of '05. If there's anything memorable about me, it might be my hair - it's really curly. Anyway, I've so enjoyed reading your journal the past few months and since I added you earlier without notice, I felt it was time to show some appreciation. :) No pressure to add back.