All right, I'm giving in. I swore up and down I was going to go through with it this time. I'm sorry, Drew, I know I keep going back and forth about this and I'm probably driving you absolutely insane. But I'm not coming out to my dad today. I'm running on an hour of sleep, I've just officially gone off caffeine for good (no, REALLY this time!), and I'm just too damn scared. So yeah. Sorry.