Can you tell I don't want to write this paper?

Dear Othello,

You are very boring. Why are you so boring? I mean, you'd expect a guy who murdered his wife to be at least a little bit intriguing. Why aren't you?

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Dear Iago,

Okay, you're really starting to get on my nerves. Did you plan this out really well in advance, or not? You keep doing stuff that indicates that you totally have a plan, and then you go and take some random opportunity that would totally mess up any previous plan, and it's making it really hard for me to write a paper about you.

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Dear Desdemona,

You're just annoying. I'm glad you're dead. Whiny bitch.