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Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||| 20% Stability |||||| 26% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53% Empathy |||||||||||| 43% Interdependence |||||| 30% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76% Mystical || 10% Artistic |||||||||| 36% Religious |||||||||||| 50% Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56% Materialism |||||| 23% Narcissism |||||||||||| 43% Adventurousness |||| 16% Work ethic |||||||||| 36% Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50% Conflict seeking |||||| 30% Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76% Romantic |||||||||||| 50% Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70% Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43% Wealth |||||||||||| 43% Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63% Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Individuality |||||||||||| 43% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76% Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63% Food indulgent |||||||||||||| 56% Histrionic |||||| 23% Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63% Vanity |||||||||||| 43% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63% Female cliche |||||| 30%

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And the "trait snapshot" it provided for me:

introverted, irritable, feels invisible, observer, depressed, does not enjoy leadership, reveals little about self, dislikes large parties, feels undesirable, does not like to stand out, submissive, suspicious, emotionally sensitive, not a thrill seeker, solitude loving, likes silence, fragile, second guesses self, negative, unadventurous, fearful, weird, focuses on people's hidden motives, paranoid, phobic, dependent, cautious, avoidant, semi intellectual

... which, um, not so much. A few of them, yes. "Dislikes large parties," for instance. Agh, the noise, the temperature, the horror. But it appears to have based the vast majority of traits on answers of mine that are directly related to my anxiety problems ("I don't like to make decisions without advice from others," to take a random example) and that I know are related to my anxiety problems and therefore generally ignore (no, I don't like to make decisions without advice, but I know why that is and I'll grit my teeth and do it anyway, just to show my wonky serotonin levels what for).