(no subject)

... WOE IS ME.

Me: *still has not, technically, started to write paper, although has finished all reading and come up with half-assed thesis*
Paper: *is due in roughly 9 hours*
Paper: *wins*

(no subject)

So, having resorted to the classic work-avoidance technique of checking my e-mail over and over, I must ask:

... Why do I keep getting spam offering me, I swear, $100 worth of cookies?