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So, here is a conversation that I had this morning after oversleeping and thus feeling all groggy and horrible.

Me: Uch. I feel like butt. *glances in mirror* Also, I look like butt.
Zack: (from other room) Did you say something?
Me: I said, I look like butt.
Zack: *comes into the room, looks at me evaluatively* Well... you look like a princess's butt.
Me: ... There are no words for how much I love you right now.