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[elsajeni]

A new interesting dream to share with all of you, but I'm too lazy to fully describe it right now. Let's just say it involved a shape-shifting squid (don't ask me) that for some reason decided to go after me, personally. (It was an evil and extremely aggressive squid. Did I leave that part out?) Early in the dream, someone (really, there was a voiceover) was providing squid background information in a dramatic manner, like you get at the beginnings of movies. For some reason the only line of background that I remember was, "To avoid sure death, it transformed itself into something too large to be identified." It made perfect sense at the time, but the second I woke up, I'm thinking, "Wait a minute. Too large to be identified? So, like, you get it in a lineup and you're going, 'Jeez, I'm just not sure who mugged me... was it the skinny blond guy on the end... or the SQUID THE SIZE OF A FOOTBALL FIELD?!?'"