SEPT. 19 IS TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

[elsajeni]

I am ...

VERY PIRATE

according to the rebelsnail.net Pirate Assesment. How Pirate Are You?

Those of you who are not as pirate as I am: I point and laugh at you.

Ha. Um, ha.

Anyway. Yeah, I got assigned another collage tonight. Why do teachers have such a fetish for collages? It's like, you say "innovative teaching methods" and they hear "make the little bastards do a collage about their personalities." Although, tonight's collage was actually not about my personality, for once.

Instead, it was about the Constitution.

Why? Why?

And I've been working on the HL paper, which is really kind of a bitch, especially since I've never done anything like it before and therefore am plagued by haunting feelings that I'm doing it all wrong.

Also, I have been exposed to a lot of bad fanfiction and quotes from bad fanfiction lately, so if the next thing I write really sucks, it is entirely the fault of McTabby's Summary Executions collections. (That was a link, but it was also a non-functional link, so it's not one anymore. Instead, I can only advise you to go to the livejournal of McTabby and look for Summary Executions under Memories.) Go forth and read them. They are fucking hilarious.

SEPT. 19 IS TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. OBSERVE IT.