And the bit I forgot about...

[elsajeni]

... is that we spent a surprising amount of time debating how the presidential candidates would be in bed. When we ran out of presidential candidates, we moved on to former presidents, former candidates, former first ladies... whatever. I thought I should share the idea with all of you, so that you could have these same discussions with your friends.

OH MY GOD. I just glanced over in the other direction, and there is a HUGE FUCKING COCKROACH between me and the door, and all the swatters are in the kitchen. I might have to climb out the window.