A New Conversation Of Me And My Roommates!

[elsajeni]

This one, like the Mystery Booze one, stars Pre-Med Roommate. And also... well. You'll see.

Let me just explain that it is the 31st of the month (although, really, I think it's just switched over into the 1st). And 31 is 13 backwards. And... well. I say again, you'll see.

ROOMMATE AND ME: *are sitting peacefully in our room, typing*
OUTSIDE: *is really, really noisy all of a sudden*
ME: *groans* Why is it so noisy?
ROOMMATE: *leaps to her feet* Oh my God, did Baker 13 finally come by?
ME: ... *leaps to my feet and sprints out the door*
ROOMMATE: *is close on my heels*
OUTSIDE: *is full of naked people*
ROOMMATE: Oh my God!
ME: ... There's a tree in the way. *deadbolts door open because keys are inside, sprints around balcony until tree is no longer in the way*
ROOMMATE: *is once again close on my heels*
NAKED PEOPLE: MARTEL IS NOT A COLLEGE! MARTEL IS NOT A COLLEGE!
CLOTHED PEOPLE ON THE MARTEL BALCONY: *spray naked people with Silly String*
NAKED PEOPLE: *duck, swear, depart*
ME: *turns back to roommate and speaks conversationally* There were some nice butts out there. Shame I couldn't tell who any of them were.
ROOMMATE: *collapses in hysterical giggles*
ROOMMATE AND ME: *return to room and go back to normal*