Adventures With My Roommates: The Baker 13 Edition

[elsajeni]

So, Halloween Baker 13 is apparently the most entertaining. I don't know about entertaining, but it was certainly the most naked people I've ever seen in one place. Quite a lot of them tried to crowd into the Martel elevator. I was really looking forward to the prospect of it getting stuck between floors full of naked people covered in shaving cream, except that by that time their shaving-cream cover was fairly erratic, since they'd run all the way from Baker and also had had buckets of water thrown on them by various people. However, it did not.

My roommates and I were lounging outside when we spotted them swarming up the nearest stairwell, shrieked, dove inside, bolted the door, etc. Then it happened:

PRE-MED ROOMMATE: OMG MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!
PRE-MED ROOMMATE'S HOMEWORK: *lies on a chair on the balcony*
NAKED PEOPLE OUTSIDE: *put assprints on our windows, but go relatively unnoticed because of the homework-related commotion*
PRE-MED ROOMMATE: OMG WHAT DO I DO!!!!!! *flails*
NAKED PEOPLE OUTSIDE: *continue down the hall*
ME: *hesitates, then opens the door*
ALL ROOMMATES: (in unison) OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO!!! *grab door and slam it back shut*
ME: Your homework?
ALL ROOMMATES: ... oh. *let go of door*
ME: *goes outside, rescues homework*
ALL ROOMMATES: *slam door behind me*
ME: *knocks on door, bitches loudly*
ALL ROOMMATES: *open door*
ME: *hands Pre-Med Roommate her homework* This had better be worth, like, half your grade.
PRE-MED ROOMMATE: ... I love you?

I have ludicrous Othello-related English class quotes, too. But not right now.