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[elsajeni]

Okay so! Over at milliways_bar, everyone and their mother is doing this random-piece-of-writing meme. (No, I'm not going to call them drabbles. Yes, it's partly because they're going to end up being longer than I want them to. Yes, it's also partly because "drabble" is sort of a stupid word.) So, since I also like attention and have been wanting to get back into the swing of writing fic anyway... give me a request (fandom, character, pairing, situation, random objects to be used in story, random words to be used in story, etc.) and I will write it. Er. Try to write it.

Short list of fandoms that I actually know:

Harry Potter
Star Wars
Lord of the Rings
Discworld
Good Omens
milliways_bar
Hitchhiker's Guide
James Bond
Very basic Shakespeare (please do not challenge me with The Tempest or Henry the LLXXXVIIIQth or something mean)

If you're interested in something else, ask me if I've read/watched/whatevered it. If I have, I'll try to make something coherent out of it.

Comments

[florahart]

Harry/Faramir with yogurt and the measles.

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

So, first of all: evidently the worst weekend ever to ask for requests. First RP plot fell on my head, then work did, then HBP did. Sorry it took forever. But! See? It has measles and yogurt!

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"I don't need nursing."

"I am not nursing you." Faramir kept his voice impassive, but the slight roll of his eyes betrayed the fact that he'd heard the same complaint at least a hundred times over the last week. "I am bringing you food. Here."

Harry looked askance at the tray. "I want yogurt."

"So I've heard."

"No, look, it's not that complicated, I just--"

"Yes, I believe you may have mentioned it once or twice, thank you. I ask the bar for food fit for someone with the... what did you call it?"

"Measles."

"With the measles. It gives me soup and fruit. Not yogurt. Please eat it, I promise I think the spots are going away."

The boy made a face. "I'm tired of mangoes, and I don't even know why you keep giving them to me, I've never heard anywhere that you should eat mangoes when--"

"We have discussed this at every meal since you've been ill. Do not accuse me of deliberately bringing you mangoes. I have never even heard of a mango. Eat it. Please."

There was a brief pause. "Only for a kiss."

Faramir rolled his eyes again. "You had better appreciate your good fortune in having me around to cater to you. If I hadn't had the spots when I was a boy..."

"Shut up. Kiss."

He obeyed, in the end. He always did.

[quinby.livejournal.com]

I wanna see some Val/Luke. Future!Val/Luke would be amusing.

Henry the LLXXXVIIIQth? I wanna know what that -is-.

P.S. When will you be around? *whines prettily*

[masanbol.livejournal.com]

Okay, I want to see some Bondslash. Except, like, between Bonds. Such as Brosnan!Bond/Connery!Bond. AHAHAHA.

[crazybassguy.livejournal.com]

Alright, how about James Bond and the Death of Rats falling in love? lol