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[elsajeni]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All Bisexual Liberal Single Pink-Skinned 16 to 22-Year old Females (90 total)
Dating	30.77%	33.07%	26.07%	Dated seriously
Self-Lovin'	72.73%	61.72%	56.8%	Master of your domain
Shamelessness	79.03%	78.22%	72.04%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	80.95%	76.56%	70.95%	Monks are envious
Straightness	27.78%	41.23%	32.14%	Experienced, but with room to grow
Gayness	94.44%	79.65%	55.88%	Repressed, are we?
Dominant	88.33%	87.63%	86.57%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	87.3%	87.96%	83.39%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	87.76%	90.43%	85.7%	Refreshingly normal
Total Score	76.05%	74.69%	67.63%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

In other news, am probably lactose-intolerant. Um, "whee"?

Comments

[graylantern.livejournal.com]

Weee! Milk Party foreveryone! XD

[quincunx.livejournal.com]

I came out less pure than you. Due to one category where I'm not, as it turns out, very pure. Dragged my whole average down. Guess which one it is, I'll give ya a cookie.

On an unrelated note:

There is geekery afoot. Geekery you might be interested in. E-mail me if you want details:
1st.letter@gmail.com

[dark-entity.livejournal.com]

Think about this... You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. At least 2 people in this world LOVE you so much they would DiE for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A SMiLE from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special & unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you BELiEVE in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. FORGET about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a GREAT FRiEND, take the time to let them know that they are great. add this as a comment to ten of ur friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years