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[elsajeni]

Before reading this, note: I have recently become lactose intolerant, God knows why.


Me: *gets home from work, is hot, hates customers, hates stupid broken air conditioner, etc.*

Mom: Hi! We're going to Aunt Jess's tonight to say goodbye to Joel. We're going to bring fajitas and an ice cream cake!

Me: ... Fajitas, as in "delicious food containing a ton of delicious chile con queso"?

Mom: Yep!

Me: ... And ice cream cake, as in "delicious cake that is full of delicious ice cream"?

Mom: Yup!


... I think my mom hates me.

Comments

[crazybassguy.livejournal.com]

*comforts*

Sorry to hear that your mom likes to torture you. But if I were you, I'd still eat the fajitas and cake.

[quincunx.livejournal.com]

You need those "no longer lactose intolerant for four hours!!!" pills. In the mean time, I'm sorry.

But forget the hips. A moment on the hips, an evening spent feeling like you're going to die.

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

I bought a packet of those and, in the spirit of experimentation, took one and then ate a shitload of fajitas and cake.

THEY ARE AWESOME. I don't feel like shit at ALL (I mean, aside from the "urrrrgh why did I eat so much food" sort of feeling like shit).

[graylantern.livejournal.com]

Ayeee! ^_^