Twelve Characters, Twenty-five Questions
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elsajeniMy twelve characters, generated by the Ultimate OTP Generator:
1. Lizzie Borden
2. Cyclops
3. The Wife of Bath
4. The Invisible Man
5. Ringo Starr
6. Atticus Finch
7. Jonathan Harker
8. Captain Hook
9. The Marquis de Carabas
10. The Corinthian
11. William de Worde
12. Mr. Darcy
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Atticus Finch/William de Worde. No; not especially.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
The Invisible Man. Not in the least; he likes to dissect puppies and whatnot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Mr. Darcy impregnates Captain Hook? I cannot even imagine any circumstance in which that would happen. And I want to read it. Right now.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Not a one, regrettably. Never read any Neverwhere fic. Well... any good Neverwhere fic.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Cyclops and Atticus Finch. Actually, if you can get past the bit where neither of them is gay, I think they'd make a lovely couple. They Fight for Justice! And Then They Fuck, Also for Justice!
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ringo/Marquis de Carabas or Ringo/Corinthian. I'm going to have to go with Ringo/Marquis, simply because I am deeply, deeply fond of Ringo and don't want HIS EYEBALLS TO GET EATEN OMG.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Jonathan Harker walking in on Cyclops/Darcy. Well, I suspect he'd be... rather taken aback. As would Mr. Darcy, I feel.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Wife of Bath/Corinthian: The night she returns home from Canterbury, the Wife of Bath has a nightmare. The next day, when a handsome young blind beggar arrives in town, she finds him unnervingly familiar. Could he be the man from her dream? RatedR NC-17 for lots of porn and HORRIBLE EYEBALLS.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Lizzie Borden/Captain Hook... fluff? Good Lord, I hope not.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Let's see, Jonathan Harker/Darcy hurt/comfort? That's oddly appropriate. We'll call it Home from the Castle.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
For the Invisible Man to deflower Lizzie Borden? You don't need a plot device. He's invisible. He can deflower whoever he wants.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Jonathan Harker slash? No. But they all should.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
... All those who have ever read Canterbury Tales, hands up, please?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
You know, I don't believe anyone does. What a tragic loss.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Cyclops/Invisible Man/Ringo? Well, yes, on a dare, but... of their own volition? I doubt it.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
The Corinthian screaming things at moments of passion? I really, really, REALLY DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
A song-fic about Captain Hook... hmm. I've searched in vain, but I can't find a single good song.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Lizzie Borden/Atticus Finch/Darcy? Well, let's just start with "Rated R for axe-murder" and go from there...
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
For Cyclops to use on the Corinthian? ... Wow, that's the most bizarrely appropriate pairing ever. I suppose he could mention something about having unusually powerful eyes, but quite frankly, I doubt the Corinthian would go for it. He seems to prefer normal eyeballs.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I have never read fic about Ringo or any other Beatle. And I never want to. Ever. Under any circumstances.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Atticus Finch's sekrit kink is definitely S&M. I'm not sure why. It just is.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would William de Worde shag the Marquis de Carabas? Well, who wouldn't? I'm sure he would drunk; I'm less sure he would sober.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
The Wife of Bath and Jonathan Harker? Wife of Bath. Definitely. There is a lady who knows what she wants.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Lizzie Borden and the Marquis de Carabas are in a happy relationship until the Marquis suddenly runs off with the Invisible Man. Lizzie, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with William de Worde and a brief unhappy affair with Mr. Darcy, then follows the wise advice of Ringo and finds true love with the Wife of Bath."
... I have to come up with a title for this crack? Well... let's go with Someone Who Understands. Because the Wife of Bath definitely understands Lizzie's woe. And, let's see, three people who would read it... definitely![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
masanbol, almost definitely oruhamiko, and maybe sakurahoshi if I bribed her with cookies? And it should be written by Rob Zombie.
... What? No one said the writer had to be on my friends list.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Jonathan Harker/Captain Hook?
... I would giggle for hours. And write porn. Lots of porn.
... WHY am I not DOING LAUNDRY right now.
1. Lizzie Borden
2. Cyclops
3. The Wife of Bath
4. The Invisible Man
5. Ringo Starr
6. Atticus Finch
7. Jonathan Harker
8. Captain Hook
9. The Marquis de Carabas
10. The Corinthian
11. William de Worde
12. Mr. Darcy
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Atticus Finch/William de Worde. No; not especially.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
The Invisible Man. Not in the least; he likes to dissect puppies and whatnot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Mr. Darcy impregnates Captain Hook? I cannot even imagine any circumstance in which that would happen. And I want to read it. Right now.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Not a one, regrettably. Never read any Neverwhere fic. Well... any good Neverwhere fic.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Cyclops and Atticus Finch. Actually, if you can get past the bit where neither of them is gay, I think they'd make a lovely couple. They Fight for Justice! And Then They Fuck, Also for Justice!
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ringo/Marquis de Carabas or Ringo/Corinthian. I'm going to have to go with Ringo/Marquis, simply because I am deeply, deeply fond of Ringo and don't want HIS EYEBALLS TO GET EATEN OMG.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Jonathan Harker walking in on Cyclops/Darcy. Well, I suspect he'd be... rather taken aback. As would Mr. Darcy, I feel.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Wife of Bath/Corinthian: The night she returns home from Canterbury, the Wife of Bath has a nightmare. The next day, when a handsome young blind beggar arrives in town, she finds him unnervingly familiar. Could he be the man from her dream? Rated
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Lizzie Borden/Captain Hook... fluff? Good Lord, I hope not.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Let's see, Jonathan Harker/Darcy hurt/comfort? That's oddly appropriate. We'll call it Home from the Castle.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
For the Invisible Man to deflower Lizzie Borden? You don't need a plot device. He's invisible. He can deflower whoever he wants.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Jonathan Harker slash? No. But they all should.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
... All those who have ever read Canterbury Tales, hands up, please?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
You know, I don't believe anyone does. What a tragic loss.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Cyclops/Invisible Man/Ringo? Well, yes, on a dare, but... of their own volition? I doubt it.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
The Corinthian screaming things at moments of passion? I really, really, REALLY DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
A song-fic about Captain Hook... hmm. I've searched in vain, but I can't find a single good song.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Lizzie Borden/Atticus Finch/Darcy? Well, let's just start with "Rated R for axe-murder" and go from there...
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
For Cyclops to use on the Corinthian? ... Wow, that's the most bizarrely appropriate pairing ever. I suppose he could mention something about having unusually powerful eyes, but quite frankly, I doubt the Corinthian would go for it. He seems to prefer normal eyeballs.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I have never read fic about Ringo or any other Beatle. And I never want to. Ever. Under any circumstances.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Atticus Finch's sekrit kink is definitely S&M. I'm not sure why. It just is.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would William de Worde shag the Marquis de Carabas? Well, who wouldn't? I'm sure he would drunk; I'm less sure he would sober.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
The Wife of Bath and Jonathan Harker? Wife of Bath. Definitely. There is a lady who knows what she wants.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Lizzie Borden and the Marquis de Carabas are in a happy relationship until the Marquis suddenly runs off with the Invisible Man. Lizzie, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with William de Worde and a brief unhappy affair with Mr. Darcy, then follows the wise advice of Ringo and finds true love with the Wife of Bath."
... I have to come up with a title for this crack? Well... let's go with Someone Who Understands. Because the Wife of Bath definitely understands Lizzie's woe. And, let's see, three people who would read it... definitely
masanbol, almost definitely oruhamiko, and maybe sakurahoshi if I bribed her with cookies? And it should be written by Rob Zombie.... What? No one said the writer had to be on my friends list.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Jonathan Harker/Captain Hook?
... I would giggle for hours. And write porn. Lots of porn.
... WHY am I not DOING LAUNDRY right now.
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Date: 2005-09-08 10:10 pm (UTC)I love you. So much.
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Date: 2005-09-08 11:10 pm (UTC)Secondly: I am of the opinion that any Cyclops pickup line must go, 'I HAVE LASER-EYES.'
Thirdly: The Wife of Bath?
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Date: 2005-09-08 11:39 pm (UTC).......I want to have Neil Gaiman's love child..
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Date: 2005-09-08 11:56 pm (UTC)If the second to last question ever shows up as a fic, I think I'd read it just because you mentioned me here. XD;;
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Date: 2005-09-09 05:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-10 02:24 am (UTC)