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[elsajeni]

*sighs*

*clears throat*

*prepares to give stern lecture to rock star*

MR. RICHARDS. STOP THAT. YOU ARE SEVEN HUNDRED AND TWELVE YEARS OLD. THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO GO AROUND CLIMBING UP PALM TREES.

HONESTLY.

*goes back to policy of only reading the sane bits of the news*

Comments

[quincunx.livejournal.com]

How do you even climb up a palm tree? They don't have branches, and are kind of rough and spiky to touch (well some of them). I realize that as a resident of Pennsylvania I am no expert on them, but... what?

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

I've seen them climb palm trees on Animal Cops: Phoenix, and they use specialized equipment. A belt that goes around the tree and is attached to a safety harness on the dude, and little stabby things on the sides of his shoes so he can make his own footholds.

*irrelevant nerd*

[graylantern.livejournal.com]

Seven hundred and twelve? Aren't we being conservative.

[oruhamiko.livejournal.com]

The first I read of this, I thought it was a fake news story. I really should have known better.

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Note to Keith: I secretly adore you, big dumb brain-damaged oaf that you are, but for heaven's sake, you're straining the bounds of my patience.