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Today in class we had an assignment to write the worst piece of shit we've ever written. I went for the "purple prose" school of crap. My heroine was named Vanessa. She was standing on the moor, gazing at the sky covered with clouds blue-black as bruises, when an opening between clouds appeared and the wan moonlight stabbed down toward the earth and somewhere wolves began singing their wild song. And all the while her raven tresses were flying like serpents in the howling wind and the moonlight was glinting on her violet eyes and the glistening tears on her cheeks. It was awful. And I loved it.

In other news, um, there really is no other news. That's it. Sorry.

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So, I decided to take this again, just to see how much more fucked up I've gotten over the past year. And as you can see, the answer is, apparently, a lot.

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	High
Schizoid:	Moderate
Schizotypal:	High
Antisocial:	High
Borderline:	Moderate
Histrionic:	Very High
Narcissistic:	High
Avoidant:	High
Dependent:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive:	High
-- Click Here To Take The Test --

So yeah.