my latest project

So, I'm writing a falsified memoir of my freshman year. I mean, it's about half true, but I'm also making up a lot of crap to make it more interesting and a better story. Anyone have any requests about what I should make up about you, if anything? (By the way, it would help for these purposes if I actually knew you when I was a freshman, but I suppose that's not essential.) So far I've put in a couple of relationships that I never had and the death of someone who is still alive and well (a death was required by the assignment, sorry). I'm open to any suggestions other than adding more relationships for me or more deaths. Please do give suggestions, I will love you forever. Thanks.

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Updating again, out of sheer boredom. I have just noticed that the goat on the livejournal home page kicks his foot and says "baaaah" when you roll your mouse over him. So, that was my educational experience for today.

Instead of having class today we went to the Massachusetts Museum of Contemporary Art. I spent a lot of time in a very creepy exhibit that was supposed to represent the 14 Stations of the Cross. It was made up of tiny houses that you could look into through windows. The creepiest one was a giant woman with an iron; the second creepiest was six women staring straight ahead and pointing knitting needles at you. I don't think those are actually in the Bible. ("And then Jesus came upon six creepy women with knitting needles, and they said unto him, 'We will stab you with our knitting needles,' and he said unto them, 'Fuck that,' and he ran away." - assuming that Jesus would do the same thing that I would.) It was very, very creepy.

My fictional memoir is in a half-finished extremely-rough-draft state. Hopefully it will continue to improve rapidly. Other than that I have no news for tonight.