I have no subject. Who needs a subject?

I am sooooo hungry. And Jimmy is talking at me about people who are mistakenly convinced that he loves Jesus. Which I think is kind of funny. Apparently instead of "goodbye" she said "Ephesians 5 and 6!" So now I'm trying to get him to hand me a Bible so I can see what it says, but he's not handing it to me. Hah. Stole it.

Apparently Ephesians 5 and 6 is just mostly about "you should love Jesus." I'm not totally clear on why she would want Jimmy to know that. But I find it hilarious.

All of you should go see Once Upon a Time in Mexico right this minute. It's really good. Well, no, it has no plot or character development, but it does have incredibly hot guys with major scenes of violence, which is really about all I ask out of a movie. Just... look, it stars Johnny Depp and Antonio Banderas and it has a few scenes featuring Salma Hayek and associated bosoms, so you should see it. Especially because Johnny Depp is damn pretty.

College essays... the land of angst and stress. Ugh. I'm trying to write my UT Plan II essays right now. And I'm not actually writing them, because that would require working. I really, really don't want to write these essays. How am I supposed to write an essay recommending a "grown-up, life-changing book" to my imaginary fifteen-year-old brother or sister? I'm seventeen. The last book I read that I really loved was Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. I don't do grown-up books. Why? Why me? Why do I have to write this essay? How?

Anyway. I'm done with this. I have to go to 8th period shortly anyway. Good day to you all.