and again!

[elsajeni]

This is my new, improved Hell, better thought out this time. The previous one was done in about 3 minutes and rather haphazardly. I like this one a great deal better. You will note that Ms. Davis is no longer included, in part because she did not assign any homework this weekend.

Hanson, People who try to convince others to eat raw squid
Circle I Limbo

Ms. Linsley-Kennedy, Blue-ringed octopoda
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Telemarketers who claim to be conducting market research
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Telemarketers who pretend to be someone you know, The AMC 16 near my house
Circle IV Rolling Weights

People whose cell phones ring during the movies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

People who use words like "vainglorious" and aren't being sarcastic, Raccoons in heat, People who are afraid of daddy-longlegs and don't have an excuse such as arachnophobia
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Wal-Mart, Sra. Lopez, People who compare two people when the one being negatively discussed (or anyone who might leak the conversation) can hear them
Circle VII Burning Sands

The designer of the newest building on the Rice campus
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

People whose cell phones ring during live theatrical events
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Now that that's over with... ugh. Must rest, really must. On the other hand, though, my handwriting in Chinese has been praised. Apparently my characters are very tidy. (Not surprising, since I'm taking about a minute to write each character and spend the entire time with my tongue sticking out the corner of my mouth the way you do when you're trying really hard not to fuck up.)

Please enjoy my hell. I am going to bed. Goodnight.