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elsajeniOdd week. Odd weekend. Very odd weekend, in fact. And we shall leave it at that.
And also we shall leave it at this:
~~ You are Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew's
Dismembered Finger! ~~
Sirius was alone for a very long time in the
Azkaban cell, and all he had to keep him
company was this one cold, dismembered finger.
The longer he stared at that finger, the more
it drove him slowly insane with lust. "You
^&*#&@) finger!" he would say to it before
seducing it into the bed of his cell each
night. It was a romance built out of hate and
desperateness. And it was doomed to decay.
Literally.
What Disturbing Harry Potter Slash Ship Are You?
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I would like this quiz result a lot more if it didn't say "desperateness" when there is a perfectly good word for that: "desperation." There is no need to mangle the English language unless you are legitimately making up a new word with a new meaning.
Tired of applying to college, and haven't even finished one fucking application. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Ugh.
Me: I'm like, "figs? what the fuck do figs have to do with sex?"
Yeah, 'cause I'm not always totally clear on the concept when I'm trying to carry on a normal conversation on 3 hours of sleep.
Brian: condoms aren't PERFECT
Brian: and you don't want babies OR scabies
The above just happens to be my favorite thing my friend Brian has ever said. I could not stop laughing for about three minutes. Possibly this just proves that I have a really pathetic sense of humor, but I'm really tired and I thought it was hilarious at the time.
Yeah, I'm going to bed now. Goodnight.
And also we shall leave it at this:
~~ You are Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew's
Dismembered Finger! ~~
Sirius was alone for a very long time in the
Azkaban cell, and all he had to keep him
company was this one cold, dismembered finger.
The longer he stared at that finger, the more
it drove him slowly insane with lust. "You
^&*#&@) finger!" he would say to it before
seducing it into the bed of his cell each
night. It was a romance built out of hate and
desperateness. And it was doomed to decay.
Literally.
What Disturbing Harry Potter Slash Ship Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
I would like this quiz result a lot more if it didn't say "desperateness" when there is a perfectly good word for that: "desperation." There is no need to mangle the English language unless you are legitimately making up a new word with a new meaning.
Tired of applying to college, and haven't even finished one fucking application. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Ugh.
Me: I'm like, "figs? what the fuck do figs have to do with sex?"
Yeah, 'cause I'm not always totally clear on the concept when I'm trying to carry on a normal conversation on 3 hours of sleep.
Brian: condoms aren't PERFECT
Brian: and you don't want babies OR scabies
The above just happens to be my favorite thing my friend Brian has ever said. I could not stop laughing for about three minutes. Possibly this just proves that I have a really pathetic sense of humor, but I'm really tired and I thought it was hilarious at the time.
Yeah, I'm going to bed now. Goodnight.