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Hottest "Gods I hate you, let's shag NOW!" pairing:	Sirius/Snape. Mmmf.
Hottest "All about teh Luff" pairing:	Luff? Hah. Sirius/Remus, or sometimes James/Lily, if I'm in the right mood.
Hottest "Kinky beyond reason" pairing:	Ron/Dumbledore. (Curse you, Knight2King Theory! Curse you!) (And by "kinky beyond reason" I mean "seems much kinkier to my mind than it actually is.")
Hottest "This is so very sick but I LOVE it" pairing:	Hmm. Sick? Me? Yeah, okay. Dudley/Crabbe/Goyle. Oh, that was the nastiest thing I've EVER read.
Hottest "OMFG this is so illegal" pairing:	Snarry. Too easy. Next?
Hottest "Master and Slave" pairing:	Likewise too easy. Lucius/Anyone.
Hottest "Morally ambiguous" pairing:	Does "morally ambiguous" mean "maybe these people shouldn't be fucking"? In that case, Remus/Harry post-PoA. He's TECHNICALLY not his teacher anymore...
Hottest "So effing CLICHE, but I don't care" pairing:	Hah. Tom/Ginny.
Hottest "Father and Son bonding taken to the next level" pairing:	I'd actually have to go with Sirius/Harry here. The father-son relationship may not be biological, but it's very real. And a little creepy.
Hottest Threesome pairing:	Oh, what the hell. James/Sirius/Remus, as schoolboys.
Hottest "The more the merrier" pairing (orgy):	Death Eaters. Mmm.
Hottest "We're just friends that happen to shag" pairing:	Oh, that's a tricky one. James/Sirius as schoolboys, or Ron/Hermione.
Hottest "WTF that would NEVER happen" pairing:	Sirius/Snape. So unlikely, but so, so hot.
Hottest "First Time" pairing:	Harry/Neville. Too cute to pass up. (ANYONE who is thinking of Trevor the Toad in ANY way right now is going to hell.)
Hottest "They're both so deliciously evil" pairing:	Oh, TOO easy. Lucius/Snape. Might be my OTP.

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