I LIKE TO ABUSE CAPS LOCK

[elsajeni]

I AM SO TIRED AND I'M PRETENDING TO BE AN ELF WHO IS BOTH DRUNK AND NAKED. IT DOES NOT GET ANY DORKIER THAN THIS. AND THAT IS TONIGHT'S NEWS.

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[newtonsenigma.livejournal.com]

...

Naked... drunk... elf.... O_o

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

... oops. I kinda forgot that actual grown-ups read this journal.

[newtonsenigma.livejournal.com]

please don't let that stop you from recounting that story...

[nojh.livejournal.com]

I thought you were a better poker player than that.

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

I am a better poker player than that, yes (although we were playing "everyone but the winner strip" and there was one unnaturally lucky guy, so I would've been naked anyway). However, please bear in mind that elves are not likely to be quite so familiar with the rules of 7-card stud.

[fourish.livejournal.com]

I was so afraid to read that post. :runs and hides:

Anyway, this is Todd's player from Milliways. May I friend you? You can friend me back, if you want. Lately I seem to have a tendency to bitch a lot about Milliways on there. Should be fun for all. :snertles:

[slithers.livejournal.com]

feels so left out

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

Feel free to friend me; I probably won't friend back, as I'm trying to preserve a very small Milliways-free zone so as not to go completely insane, but I'll check in and read a few entries every now and then.

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

Also: the post isn't actually as scary (or as much fun) as the chat was. Wheee.

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[xalzamir.livejournal.com]

clap, the levels of dorkiness is quite hi :)

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

... there was strip poker. In the RPG. And, well... yeah. Elves aren't good at poker.

[newtonsenigma.livejournal.com]

Was this you, or a CHARACTER that was naked? lol

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

... I did say "pretending." Also "elf," which one would think might tip you off. CHARACTER OMG.

[newtonsenigma.livejournal.com]

i make no assumptions about a freshmen in college... even if she is, or perhaps because she is Betsy.....