I LIKE TO ABUSE CAPS LOCK

[elsajeni]

I AM SO TIRED AND I'M PRETENDING TO BE AN ELF WHO IS BOTH DRUNK AND NAKED. IT DOES NOT GET ANY DORKIER THAN THIS. AND THAT IS TONIGHT'S NEWS.

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[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

... I did say "pretending." Also "elf," which one would think might tip you off. CHARACTER OMG.

[newtonsenigma.livejournal.com]

i make no assumptions about a freshmen in college... even if she is, or perhaps because she is Betsy.....